Headlines from Australia

topic posted Mon, August 20, 2007 - 2:43 PM by  offlineż€₪ż€₪
Pet Camel Kills Woman While Trying To Have Sex With Her

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-...6954728.stm
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Los Angeles
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    Re: Headlines from Australia

    Thu, September 6, 2007 - 8:10 PM
    ooh...I feel dirty, voyeuristic...

    this is better than any tele-novela
    • Re: Headlines from Australia

      Thu, September 6, 2007 - 10:09 PM
      i don't care if you feel dirty, i want you to TALK dirty to me, baby!!
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        Re: Headlines from Australia

        Fri, September 7, 2007 - 9:21 AM
        >> don't care if you feel dirty, i want you to TALK dirty to me, baby!! <<

        You cad!
        &
        I'm afraid zen will eat my children.
        • Re: Headlines from Australia

          Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:16 AM
          You don't have to worry about me eating your children -- I'm not a nun. I only play one on TV.
          • Re: Headlines from Australia

            Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:24 AM
            she's "Nun Of The Above"
            • Re: Headlines from Australia

              Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:28 AM
              I'm olive the above.
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                Re: Headlines from Australia

                Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:49 AM
                orange you clever!
                • Re: Headlines from Australia

                  Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:58 AM
                  now i'm getting hungry.
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                    Re: Headlines from Australia

                    Fri, September 7, 2007 - 11:03 AM
                    Nun for you!
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                      Re: Headlines from Australia

                      Fri, September 7, 2007 - 1:16 PM
                      Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.

                      Saint Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. “Well, once I looked at a man’s penis,” she said.

                      “Put some of this holy water on your eyes, and you may enter heaven,” Peter told her.

                      Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. “Well, once I held a man’s penis,” she replied.

                      “Put your hand in this holy water, and you may enter heaven,” he said.

                      Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun.

                      Peter asked her, “Why did you push ahead in line?” She said, “Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!”
                      • Re: Headlines from Australia

                        Fri, September 7, 2007 - 2:53 PM
                        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        And now, bringing this thread full circle...

                        A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
                        halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was
                        about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come
                        to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

                        After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were
                        not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they
                        discussed their predicament in great depth.

                        Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to
                        die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth -- to
                        see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can
                        look at you?"

                        The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to
                        take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well,
                        Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked,
                        either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"

                        With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun
                        exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between your
                        legs?"

                        The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If
                        I put it in you, it creates a new life."

                        "Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel!"
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                          Re: Headlines from Australia

                          Fri, September 7, 2007 - 9:36 PM
                          Zen, you are clever, bringing the thread back to the start! I stand in awe of you...

                          damn camels get more action than I do!

                          I wonder if Dr.Jimmy did something about his hunger. eh...

                          & what's with Integral and Blue Sky?

                          Now that my dear friend, Monilade, is back from Seattle I am ready to kick up some desert dirt...it's been so long.

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