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Re: Headlines from Australia
Mon, August 20, 2007 - 3:34 PMUm, YEAH! I think you're absolutely correct, madame. ;) -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Mon, August 20, 2007 - 3:50 PMMadame?!( I haven't gone through with the operation yet.My Brazilian citizenship is pending)
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Mon, August 20, 2007 - 9:18 PMShhhhhhhhh! I'm trying not to blow your cover in front of the adults, Mr. Snuffaluffagus!
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Mon, August 20, 2007 - 9:21 PMHey Zen, you have exactly 777 friends! that's a lucky sign! -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Tue, August 21, 2007 - 10:10 AMJackpot, baby! And maybe I'll win me one of those free operations! For my cat!
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:24 PM"trying to have sex with her"?? uh, sorry to be so PC, but - shouldn't that be "pet camel kills woman while trying to RAPE her"??
"have sex with" implies, y'know, consensual intercourse........ -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Mon, August 20, 2007 - 9:10 PMNo, it doesn't imply consensual intercourse. I think it would be better worded as "Pet Camel Kills Woman While Attempting Coitus". -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Tue, August 21, 2007 - 12:03 AMi guess there are worse fates than death......... -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Tue, August 21, 2007 - 10:10 AMInsert gratuitous and completely inappropriate camel hump(ing) joke here:
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Tue, August 21, 2007 - 3:32 PMheh heh, you said "insert" -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Wed, August 22, 2007 - 3:57 PMI love the new you better than the old you! Nice pic! =) -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Thu, August 23, 2007 - 7:53 AMwhoa, today must be my lucky day! now if only that megamillions ticket pays out..... -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Tue, September 4, 2007 - 4:24 PMThe new american dream -- winning the lottery... -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Tue, September 4, 2007 - 9:00 PMi'll settle for a new pic of you in a bustier... ;) -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Thu, September 6, 2007 - 3:21 PMI was born in the year of the rooster. -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Thu, September 6, 2007 - 7:58 PMdoes that mean you taste like chicken? -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Thu, September 6, 2007 - 11:22 PMzenzen -- the other white meat
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Thu, September 6, 2007 - 8:10 PMooh...I feel dirty, voyeuristic...
this is better than any tele-novela -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Thu, September 6, 2007 - 10:09 PMi don't care if you feel dirty, i want you to TALK dirty to me, baby!! -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Thu, September 6, 2007 - 11:23 PMRowr!
mudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmud!
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 7:58 AMor to quote a current popular song, "nicotine and bacteria!"
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 9:21 AM>> don't care if you feel dirty, i want you to TALK dirty to me, baby!! <<
You cad!
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I'm afraid zen will eat my children. -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:16 AMYou don't have to worry about me eating your children -- I'm not a nun. I only play one on TV. -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:24 AMshe's "Nun Of The Above" -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:28 AMI'm olive the above. -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 10:58 AMnow i'm getting hungry. -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 1:16 PMFour nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
Saint Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. “Well, once I looked at a man’s penis,” she said.
“Put some of this holy water on your eyes, and you may enter heaven,” Peter told her.
Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. “Well, once I held a man’s penis,” she replied.
“Put your hand in this holy water, and you may enter heaven,” he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun.
Peter asked her, “Why did you push ahead in line?” She said, “Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!” -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 2:53 PMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now, bringing this thread full circle...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was
about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come
to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were
not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they
discussed their predicament in great depth.
Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to
die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth -- to
see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can
look at you?"
The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to
take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well,
Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked,
either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"
With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun
exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between your
legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If
I put it in you, it creates a new life."
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 9:36 PMZen, you are clever, bringing the thread back to the start! I stand in awe of you...
damn camels get more action than I do!
I wonder if Dr.Jimmy did something about his hunger. eh...
& what's with Integral and Blue Sky?
Now that my dear friend, Monilade, is back from Seattle I am ready to kick up some desert dirt...it's been so long.
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Fri, September 7, 2007 - 9:31 PMdontcha know how to PM? Later. -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 10:24 AMNo, but I know how to PMS. -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Sat, September 8, 2007 - 12:14 PMenjoy those while you can
me mommy said they were easier to endure than what comes as you "transition"...the hot flashes, sweating profusely at the most inoppurtune times...
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Mon, September 10, 2007 - 3:23 PMI enjoy being a girl. -
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Re: Headlines from Australia
Mon, September 10, 2007 - 11:02 PMoh boy, do i ever enjoy you being a girl.
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